Alright, brief ex-girlfriend story time. SO. Followers who are her friends, get your phones ready, since you probably do that. So today she posted a Facebook status something to the effect of ‘someone come listen to dreadful band #635 with me naked’ and I think ‘huh, I’ve seen her naked, so I can relate, and if I like it she’ll question everything she’s ever thought’, so I like it, obviously. THEN. I go on instagram, and she followed me. And I’m thinking how our infantile mind games are spreading across too many social networks. But I follow her back. Because that’ll weird her out. And then I was like, ‘oh I bet she posted some hilarious tweets about how I’m the devil like she does every time we have any interaction’ so I checked her tweets and she DID. Me and dis bitch know each other way too well.
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- untoldpretties said: oh my.
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- hollow-hallows said: I love watching you guys interact.
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- lanadeldaddyissues said: I love watching all this jfc I’m sorry but I love it.
- superdupermallory said: my ex be following me on every social network ever
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